I ran into Dick Cheney in the men's room at Jaleo the other day and asked him if it were true that he was regularly violating the laws of quantum physics. He just gave me that weird half-paralyzed sneer and snarled, "Yeah. And what are you gonna do about it?"
God, I hate that laugh of his. I don't know how they edit it out of his speeches on TV, but I'm glad they do.
//The Magic Eight-ball says, "Well?"\\
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